Thursday, March 04, 2010

It's My Stupid Facebook Wall

I love Twitter and Facebook. Especially during these stressful times when I can't much commit to regular blog posts, I like the idea of "micro-blogging." And honestly, that's how I use social media of all kinds. It allows me to stay in touch with the community I've developed through blogging, during times when I can't blog. And bloggity-blog-blog, blog on the blog with extra blog-sauce. OK, there. I think I've said that stupid word enough for the rest of the year now.

Though I've had an active Facebook account for quite some time, something interesting, and of late, a bit disturbing, has happened with Facebook. My high-school classmates have discovered it. You wouldn't think that would be a terribly big deal--at least I never suspected that it would. The friend requests from old classmates seemed to come in large groups, as if someone had passed around a memo. I didn't recognize all the names right off the bat, but I've got a pretty liberal Facebook policy, so when I get a request, I generally go look to see what friends we have in common and establish the relationship from that context. The requests that I approve fall into one of just a few categories:

1. You are my longtime friend or a family member. I don't have the kind of friends or family who keep secrets from each other, and they all know me well, so I have nothing to hide from them. They probably wish they knew less about me, but OH, WELL, TOO BAD FOR YOU.

2. I know you from blogging or from Flickr or Twitter or other Internet forums. I may have met you in person, or we may have an Internet-only relationship. There may be no "relationship" at all, outside of the fact that we have read each other's writings and have a sort of common sympathy, due to bonding interests such as motherhood, mental illness, food, politics, or even poodles.

3. You go to my church. Again, I apologize for the familiarity, but again, TOO BAD FOR YOU. I yam what I yam. Jesus loves me and says you have to, too. HAHAHAHAAAA.

4. You went to my high school.

It's that last category that's causing my brain to ache right now. Apparently, the vast majority of people who attended Jacksonville High School in the 1980s have grown into hardcore right-wingers. Waaaaaaay right. Which, you know, is fine--not my choice, obviously, but fine. That's kinda what's great about this country, that we are able to align ourselves with whatever sort of political philosophy feels best to us. Further to that, we have the right to TALK ABOUT THAT.

I've always prided myself on the ability to get along with just about everyone, and to overlook differences of opinion on politics, faith, and whether or not Velveeta is actually food (it's not). So unless you're a blatant racist, bigot, homophobe, or any other brand of hatemonger, or you insist on bringing that Rotel dip to my Superbowl party, I'm generally pretty happy to go along and get along. Because unless you're shoving it in my face, your beliefs are your own, and NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE.

Now, I do not write scathing political rants on Facebook. I do, however, pass along things I see on my friends' walls, and link to articles that interest me, and occasionally comment on those things. I self-identify as a progressive/liberal thinker RIGHT THERE in my profile for all the world to see--if that's a deal-breaker for you, then you should NOT "FRIEND" (seriously, that's a verb now, apparently) ME. But honest to gosh, if you do, that does not earn you any input into what I choose to post on my stupid Facebook wall. It's MY stupid Facebook wall, not yours.

I have, in recent weeks, received messages from old classmates complaining about links I've posted or comments I've made on my wall. MY wall. They usually go on to complain about Socialism, taxes, etc. etc., omgscarygub'ment, etc. Because, you know, I obviously don't understand these complete black & white issues. I don't know if these people with their tender psyches are new to Facebook, new to social media, new to the Internet, or just have an incredible sense of entitlement as far as what it's OK for other people to say. The only commonalities I've identified is that they're all male, white, and went to my high school. It's bizarre.

When I identify a person as someone who's going to continually post things that angry up my blood, I have a few options. I can ignore their posts--this is what I do most often. If they're just unrelenting in opinions that I find particularly abhorrent, and I know that the mere act of reading these things will upset me, I use the Facebook option of "hiding" their posts so that they don't appear on my home page. What I don't see can't piss me off. This was my solution with one prominent blogger who I've met in person and truly do like and care about, but whose political agenda I just can't stomach. Finally, if the person in question seems particularly rabid in their rantings, and there's no real value in the relationship, I can "unfriend" (darn you and your coinage of stupid words, Internet) them, and in extreme cases, block them. I have blocked exactly one person, not because of things they posted on their own wall, but because of things they posted on mine.

I really do believe that we can get along better than we do in this country. And I understand that the status quo in America is changing, and that that scares the living wampus out of a lot of people. Particularly certain white males. I get it. There's a lot going on that I can't stand, too, so I sympathize with that frustration. And I have dear friends and family members whose politics are 180 degrees from mine. I still love 'em.

Several years ago, I curbed the content of my own blog (dangit, said it again) because I was told that when I discussed politics it hurt the feelings of certain family members. I've since realized that those certain family members never, ever visit this website any more anyway, so that was a pointless muzzling of my personal expression. I'll be darned if I'll be told what I can and cannot post on stupid Facebook. It's stupid FACEBOOK, people, not a manifesto. My liberal-ness is hardwired into my personality. I am not who I am because of my politics. My politics have taken shape the way they have because of who I am. I'm proud to be a progressive thinker, and I'm not in the least ashamed of my bleeding heart. My social and political convictions can be boiled down to one simple commonality: I care about other people, including strangers, and have a strong desire that the basic needs of EVERY person are met. I do not much care if that means higher taxes. That's pretty much it, really. So if you want to slam me for that, feel free to do so.

Just do it on your own stupid Facebook wall, and quit worrying about mine.

19 comments:

  1. Oh how I WISH I had written this. It is perfect.

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  2. That is exactly, EXACTLY my policy. I don't go pee in their sandbox, so they'd better not pee in mine. The lesson is:

    THE ONLY ONE WHO PEES IN MY SANDBOX IS ME.

    Or, uh, something like that.

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  3. *heads over to pee in Nina's sandbox, since it's been a while since I poked a bear*

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  4. Where's the "Like" button on this thing?

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  5. HA--you'd have to post a link to it on your FACEBOOK page and then "like" it. LAWLZ.

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  6. I am stunned by this. Not for what you wrote, you know I agree with you 1000%, but because there are people stupid enough to complain about what you write in your space. I mean, if they are that stupid, why do you want to friend them in the first place. It's like going into someones house and complaining about the books they read. It's THEIR house, you can read what you want in your house, but STFU about what I read in mine. You know?

    I have one word for you. Unfriend these jerks. You don't need the tsuris. I read what you write on Facebook and it is not in the least bit controversial unless you're a real hater of anything or anyone liberal. But send them my way, because I'll tell them off in no uncertain terms. Asshats!

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  7. I could not agree more. Unfortunately, I see the same thing, but I notice another category: the wives/girlfriends/sisters of the uneasy white male. Most of these ladies in my acquaintance really don't know why they think what they do, other than it's what their guy does. When you ask questions like "should all children be prepared for school at 5 years old, even if that means spending tax dollars for preschool?" they absolutely agree (protect the chirrens you know). When you ask about decent medical care for kids, they're right in line. Policies that allow for flexible work schedules? Better, more affordable daycare? Yes please! Yet when you point out that most liberals also support these ideas and few conservatives do, you get the "but we can't let Congress/Obama/theguvmint take control of it...they'll just mess it up and drive us further into debt!!" How much debt do we as a country have and who are our top three creditors? They can usually get China, but otherwise, no blinking idea.
    I hate running down other women, but this just makes me want to shake them and scream "Think for yourself! Use whatever brain cells you have rattling around! Don't be so shortsighted!"
    OK, sorry for the rant. Great post Belinda.

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  8. Excellent post. Over the past few months, I have had issues with folks coming over to poop on my wall. It is MY wall. I am now at the point where the only sorts of comments I will leave on other folks' walls are the "awesome!" or "good for you!" sort of comments. No one really wants to have honest discourses amongst my Facebook friends, so I have given up trying to have them.

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  9. Can we visit you on Facebook if we promise not to pee in the sandbox?

    This is why I don't use my first & last name on Facebook. I am uncomfortable with everyone & their dog from my past being able to eff with my chi.

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  10. Amen to this! My high school classmates seem to be split about 60% dems, 40% republicans. But the 40% have said nasty things to me when I post something liberal on my page, ridiculed me on their walls, etc. And being from the South, I guess they have clearly forgotten the rule of 'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'. I think the internet gives these folks courage they wouldn't otherwise have, because having known these people for 20+ years, they've never once said these things to my face.... which makes it all the more irritating.

    Anyway, well said, well put, hallelujah to you!! :)

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  11. Funny...this exact thing, well exact as in same sort of scenario, just happened to me! I got called on MY carpet in MY house over something I wrote on MY wall. All because someone assumed (and we all know what happens when we ASSUME)it was about them. It wasn't but, well, I am apparently the only person not allowed to think and micro-blog freely! HA! Hasn't stopped me yet and I don't see that happening anytime soon! Thanks for the great rant. It really made me feel so much better!

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  12. Some people just have no manners, weren't taught to not say anything if they can't say something nice (or at least, something not stupid.

    Bloggity blog-blog! LOL

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  13. SO timely for me... I have a couple of sandbox-pee-ers too. Problem is, they're my brother and sister-in-law.

    After a couple of situations where I took a rather nasty tongue lashing because of something I said that they didn't approve of, I've quietly created a SHUT YER HOLE group within my friends groups, and quietly put them into it, and quietly asked facebook to not show that group my posts on their news feeds or allow them to see my wall. I can't "unfriend" them, because damn, these people are MY FAMILY. But I can make sure that my references to Lent (EVIL LENT!!) and Jon Stewart (AN ANTI-CHRIST!!!) don't push them to publicly thrashing me while I hold my tongue because I WILL NOT DO THIS TO FAMILY EVEN IF IT'S DONE TO ME.

    Sorry. I guess you can see that I'm still a bit irate about it. Anyhow, go Belinda! Draw those boundaries!

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  14. Excellent post! I'm with you 100%.

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