Saturday, April 18, 2009

Wedgies of Love

As I sit at the desk and read my email, I feel a tickling sensation at my lower back, followed by the stifled giggle of a certain 6-year-old.

"What are you doing? Leave my underwear alone."

"Nothing."

"Seriously--quit it. You're not giving your mother a wedgie."

"Oh, C'MON! Please?"

"NO. Now quit it, and go get your shoes on so we can leave."

(pause)

(With a hug around my neck, whispering) "It'll be a wedgie of LOVE."

1 comment:

  1. Wedgies of love ... gonna give my husband one of those tonight! Isn't it funny what kids come up with? My 8-year-old was muttering about his 'erection' the other day. I said: "What erection? What are you talking about" "It means 'rising from the dead'," he replied. The penny dropped. He was talking about ressurection of a character on his computer game!

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