Overheard from the backseat of the truck, my daughter discussing with my nephew--her older, wiser cousin--how she would spend $100:
Bella: "Well, $20 I would use to buy candy. Then $10 on toys."
Grayson: "Bella, $10 would buy one or maybe two toys--that's not many toys."
Bella: "I already have plenty of toys, so I don't care for more than one or two. And for the next $10...I would probably go to IHOP."
Grayson: "That's only $40. What will you do with the rest?"
Bella: "Get a tattoo."
Overheard from the bathtub one night:
"AaaaahhhHHHH! I just have! So! Many! Ideas...I think I might KERPLODE!"
Pancakes and tattoos. It's enough to make a mom kerplode.