"OK, I have like an hour to get something posted, and I don't have time now to do anything thoughtful."
"You want me to take over for you?"
"No, I have to do it myself. Throw me a topic, if you've got one."
"Take this down: 'I look over at my husband, and I think to myself, 'Surely the angels themselves have placed this Adonis at my side, making me the luckiest woman who ever lived..."
"That'll do, thanks."
"What? You know that's what you're thinking."
"Darn close, Honey. Darn close."
Posting About Why I'm Not Posting
I'm So Honored. And A Little Concerned.