Bella: "OK, we're going to play. I will be God, and Mommy, you can be Jonah."
Me: "JONAH? Why do I have to be Jonah? I don't want to be swallowed up by some leviathan creature."
Bella: (sighs) "Oh, all right. I will be God, Daddy, YOU will be Jonah, and Mommy--"
Me: (interrupting) "So help me, if you make me the whale, you are going to bed RIGHT NOW."
Bella: (exasperated) "Fine. You can be...some guy from Nineveh."
Why You Should IM With Jer
Nope, Don't Want No Trouble
Because 20 Years From Now, You Won't Believe Me