"Buy my rolls. Please. They have my children."
Also, today, during a commercial for Mirapex, which is being marketed to treat Restless Leg Syndrome, mixed into the listing of the possible side effects, I heard, "Notify your doctor if you experience an increase in gambling, sexual, or other intense urges." Um... OKAY THEN.
"Honey, where've you been, and why is our checking account empty?"
"Let's just say my restless legs got REALLY restless."
Crap like this would seem SO much funnier accompanied by a DaveToon.