The promised Honeymoon of Horror post is forthcoming, along with Alex's brilliant poem, but right now I'm reeeeeally tired, plus I just had a fabu haircut, and must share.
BEFORE (Look how giddy I am, because HAIRCUT!! IS COMING!!!):
DURING (seriously almost stopped here, because I had such fond memories of rocking the late-80's New Wave Asymmetrical):
(And yes, the finished product is asymmetrical. Ah, the nostalgia.)