I've been scarce around the internet lately, for a number of reasons.
First, we had to send our laptop back to Dell AGAIN to have the power outlet replaced AGAIN. According to them, it goes bad because we "put too much pressure on the AC cord." According to me, Dell is full of crap, because the only time I ever "put pressure" on the AC cord is when it stops maintaining a connection without supplemental jiggling/fiddling. Typing with one hand while holding in a power cord at an odd angle is no fun. So now any computer time has to be spent shackled to the PC upstairs in the guest room, which means no multi-tasking. This is not how I'm meant to use the computer.
My mother bought me a Big Box O' Supplements intended to bolster my puny immune system. So don't be surprised if, between this, the new clean air system, the cessation of Coca-Cola consumption, and the Working Out, I become some sort of superhero.
You'll hear it from me first. I'm hoping to develop the ability to teleport. What would be YOUR chosen super-power? Please try to do better than Alex's lame "invisibility."