Monday, July 24, 2006

Nickelodeon Movies And Steve Oedekerk: Are You Stupid?


Or just tragically ignorant of simple biology? This "Barnyard" movie isn't even OUT yet, and it's already making me crazy, just from the commercials. You don't understand why? Well, first, let me just say that I went to the film's own website, to do a little research and make sure I didn't have you all wrong, before I wrote this. My suspicions were, unfortunately for the soon-to-be-confused children of America, not unfounded. Let's take a look at "Barnyard's" synopsis:
From Steve Oedekerk and Nickelodeon Movies, two of the co-creators of “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius,” and filmed entirely in CGI, comes this hilarious look at what really happens in a barnyard when the farmer’s back is turned. “Barnyard” is a lighthearted tale centering around Otis (voiced by Kevin James), a carefree party cow, who enjoys singing, dancing and playing tricks on humans. Unlike his father Ben (voiced by Sam Elliott), the respected patriarch of the farm, and Miles, the wise old mule (voiced by Danny Glover), Otis is unconcerned about keeping the animals’ humanlike talents a secret. But when suddenly put in the position of responsibility, the “udderly” irresponsible cow finds the courage to be a leader.
*takes deep breath* OK. Right off the bat we have a small problem with terminology. But I get that not everyone is from cattle country, or, in fact, any kind of "country," so let me explain one quick thing, City Boys. This story is, in your words, about a young male "cow," Otis, and his father, Ben. What's the problem? Well, it would be the same if you said that the movie was about a "hen" named Otis and his father. You see, the term "cow," by definition, indicates a female of the Bovidae family. Otis and his father would not be "cows," they would be "bulls," or, if involved in an unfortunate auger accident and castrated, "steers."

But hey, I'm not a hard case. Something like that, you not knowing the correct terminology for common domesticated animals, that's not a terribly big deal. I mean, lots of people probably don't realize that the word "cow" is gender-specific. No biggie. I do find the fact that it got all the way from conceptualization to production without being caught by anyone rather annoying, but I'm bigger than that. I can forgive.

But here's where we have a HUGE problem, Nickelodeon Movies and Steve Oedekerk--here's a still shot from "Barnyard," depicting Otis, the main character, defined by you as male, and voiced by Kevin James:Here's another one:These are obviously depictions of a cow. With udders. You took the trouble of having them drawn onto all the "cow" characters (all but one of whom, from what I've been able to gather without seeing the film, are MALE), so you must know what they are. Right? I mean, you know that's where milk comes from, right? That those are mammary glands? Which are a part of female mammalian physiology? I'll break it down for you: Udders are a cow's "boobies." They make milk for calves (and numerous dairy farms). I'll break it down even further: Bulls and steers--in your world, "boy cows"--DO NOT HAVE BOOBIES. Napoleon Dynamite knew it. Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, would know this. Heck, his idiot friends Carl and Sheen would know it. Why don't you?

I'm holding out hope that this abominable biological error is somehow part of the storyline. That the bulls are in drag, hiding their candy in order to avoid being slaughtered or castrated (or both). I'm counting on the parents who see it to let me know. And I'm holding you accountable, Nickelodeon Movies and Steve Oedekerk. You owe us for this gaffe. Big-time. And don't act like it's too much trouble to get the details right, either (although, really--transgendered characters are a pretty significant "detail), because here I have a still from the animated film "Hoodwinked":That's "Red," with "Japeth," the singing mountain goat. You will notice that although Japeth sings and has removable horns, traits which are generally missing from your non-animated goats, he is faithfully depicted with no teeth showing. Why is that significant? Well, because goats, which are ruminants, only have about 8 teeth in the lower jaw, which are not readily visible, and a heavy "dental pad" behind the upper lip, instead of teeth there. That's why ruminants are able to clip grass off so neatly, unlike horses, who rip it out by the roots.

Oh, and so help me, if Miles the Mule has children* in this new movie, I will hunt you down, beat you with an agricultural encyclopedia, and force you to attend an FFA fair at the point of a pitchfork.

*Bonus educational note to Nickelodeon Movies and Steve Oedekerk: Mules are sterile.


51 comments:

  1. We're all behind you, Belinda.
    Sing it, sister!!

    PS What do you mean by their "candy"?

    ReplyDelete
  2. I can't wait to see the CGI baby mules. What would they be called? Mule-lings? Heh.

    What I wouldn't give to see the dance number where the boy 'cows' strip out of their drag costumes (by ripping them off, udder-first) and regain their masulinity. Sadly, I doubt that'll happen. Maybe in the sequel. You never know.

    ReplyDelete
  3. We really need to get you out of the boondocks for awhile. Really.

    ReplyDelete
  4. ian--Hiding My Candy

    erin--"Barnyard: The Full Monty."

    melissa--yes, please. I'm up for my 5th night in a row with a child who, so far, has not deigned to sleep before sunup. Come get me.

    ReplyDelete
  5. P.S. to Erin--I guess, technically, there ARE baby mules...they just don't come from PARENT mules. In any case, I've always wanted one.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Historically, the majority of your male animals in movies are played by females, except Lassie. Especially in the more current movies, as they do not want to "shock" children by showing the "male parts". Why, I don't know, but one day the kids will realize, "Hey that's a girl"

    ReplyDelete
  7. Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha!! TOO FUNNY!

    Ya know, most of that stuff I didn't know either (the mule thing and the goat thing). Guess I'm glad I don't work in the movie biz. Hehe!!

    *hugs*

    I'm still very sad you're not coming this weekend. :( :( :(

    ReplyDelete
  8. This has been driving me CRAZY! Every time I hear the male cow voice and see the udder.

    THANK YOU for noticing this, too!

    I keep thinking of that awful scene from "KingPin" when Woody Harrelson tells the amish family "I milked your cow" and they tell him that... uh.. they don't have a cow.

    "We have a BULL though..."

    ReplyDelete
  9. I am shamed... a former country girl, and I didn't pick up on any of that. Now, however... now, I will be on the lookout for all transgendered farm animals.

    P.S. Get thyself into town for a bit.

    ReplyDelete
  10. OH god, that's so very wrong.

    Ha!

    Udders? On a boy "cow" (hehe)? Well, maybe the creators are from NY, or something.

    I wonder if the roosters lay eggs.

    ReplyDelete
  11. And have you contacted Nickelodeon Films about these inaccuracies? Why not?

    ReplyDelete
  12. So, my brother has decided that I need to get a miniature donkey and name him Pedro. Although I don't think that Pedro would enjoy wearing a sombraro and living on my 6x10 patio. Thoughts, opinions?

    ReplyDelete
  13. So, my brother has decided that I need to get a miniature donkey and name him Pedro. Although I don't think that Pedro would enjoy wearing a sombraro and living on my 6x10 patio. Thoughts, opinions?

    ReplyDelete
  14. Just think how many kids will grow up thinking that male "cows" have udders. And imagine their shock when they find out the truth.

    Nickelodeon REALLY should done some research on farm animals.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Ok, my first thought when I read that synopsis was "Um, people? Cow's are girls." Your commentary made me laugh out loud enough that my officemate asked what was so funny!

    ReplyDelete
  16. I loved Japeth. The bit with him rocking on his ungainly long horns had me rolling on the floor laughing.

    As for cows, I had noticed the udders in the preview, but I was confused and didn't know what to think.

    Maybe that i won't be drinking milk anymore.

    ReplyDelete
  17. This is EXACTLY why I'm not taking my kid to see that movie. Every time the preview comes on I scream. It has served an educational purpose, however -- my son is now extremely clear on the fact that cows are female and bulls are male and never the twain shall meet.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Thank you, thank you thank you! the udders were making me nuts. I thought I was losing my mind-- boy voices with udders. Our 8 year olds noticed too-- they hang out on uncle's farm and know better. I thought we just didn't understand the characters from the clips....

    ReplyDelete
  19. Especially in the more current movies, as they do not want to "shock" children by showing the "male parts".

    I'm confused. So cow boobies are okay, but Janet Jackson's will unravel the fabric of the universe? Huh? ;)

    Heh. None of this is terribly surprising. Large, nitwitted segments of America think that blastocysts are babies and that evolution means a fly can become a bird. Sorting out the mysteries of barnyard animal genitalia is beyond their microscopic minds.

    ReplyDelete
  20. See? When Mrs. Kennedy agrees with you, well, you've GOT SOMETHING.

    And for whoever didn't know about mules, they are the product of a breeding between a female horse and a male donkey, and they are genetically the end of the line, cannot reproduce. If you reverse the species/genders of the parents (male horse, female donkey), you get, instead of a mule, a "hinny." Mules are pretty awesome.

    ReplyDelete
  21. oh jeepers, that's so WRONG! how did no one notice that "boy cows" don't have titties???

    now i won't even be able to see that movie.

    *sigh

    ReplyDelete
  22. Wow. Someone has her overalls in a bunch.

    I love that you schooled us on this darlin', because many wouldn't have thought of it. Me? Well, I live amidst the corn and am quite knowledgable in these affairs. After all, the State Fair is here every year and it's an agricultural one. You should see the Butter Cow. It's a sight to behold.

    I'm going to take a picture this year for you. And for Dave since he loves butter so much.

    Also, I'm going to LOVE seeing your searches for "mammalian boy boobies" and such...

    ReplyDelete
  23. Well, I don't have cable this summer, so I haven't had the pleasure of seeing these previews, and it's a darn good thing, 'cause really, I'd be JUST as pissed off as you!

    ReplyDelete
  24. Belinda you're hilarious! But I admit, even though I'm from farm country and I knew all the things you pointed out, I didn't catch ANY of them in the synopsis.

    Perhaps it's part of the "gay agenda"? You know, an attempt to normalize men with boobs to young children... I think you should e-mail this to Falwell. ;)

    ReplyDelete
  25. Well, okay...it wasn't until a few years ago I realized a bull was a male & a female was a cow. That said, even I know that a bull doesn't have udders!! And I've lived in the city all of my life.
    Wouldn't you have thought they'd at least have had ONE consultant that knew about cows & bulls?

    ReplyDelete
  26. I am so glad I am not the only one who was bothered by this.

    ReplyDelete
  27. I agree with the other folks who thought they were losing their minds, because even though the animal seems to be male, he has an udder! An udder!! Honestly, I was begining to wonder if *I* was the only person who saw the udders, because surely some Power That Be would have noticed that it was a Bull with Udders and corrected that crap. Guess not!

    ReplyDelete
  28. You're killing me.

    As if I weren't enough of a walking fount of useless information, you had to teach me about sterile mules and ruminants?

    I bet Stevie grew up next door to me in Brooklyn.

    Who knew?

    CP.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Erm...yeah, I was bothered by the udders and the name Otis and him being a "he", but actually, I think it makes more sense to have cows voiced by dudes than by, say, Roseanne Arnold. I mean, if you've ever heard one vocalizing, you know that cows (yeah, the girl-kind) are baritones.

    Hi, but the way. I wandered over from uh, somewhere. Tiny Kingdom, maybe. Nice place you got here.

    ReplyDelete
  30. drat. I meant by the way, not but the way. Jeez, time to cut back on the sangría...

    ReplyDelete
  31. It all comes down to men and boobie envy, doesn't it?

    ReplyDelete
  32. I am SO glad that I am not the only one that noticed this. I grew up in Iowa but have tried has hard as possible to get myself away from the midwest since high school (going to Colorado for school and then moving to Boston after that). Still, I find this inaccuracy very annoying. How in the world did this get past the script phase? It just shows how disconnected our country is from where our food comes from. *sigh*

    ReplyDelete
  33. I didn't know that "cow" was gender specific! I knew that bulls were boy cows, but not that cows were girl cows. I thought it was sort of like "horse." Guess I never thought about what the proper word for a girl cow was. I DID notice that the boy cow in the trailers had an udder, and that that was really bizarre.
    We just got back from a road trip to NC, and there happened to be a mule farm (?) near the house I want to buy. There were some happy looking donkeys, and some mares with darling little mule babies, and I dug back into my childhood knowledge and shared that tidbit of information about mules being sterile. Dh didn't believe me (and the kids don't know what "sterile" means), so I'm glad to have the fact confirmed!

    ReplyDelete
  34. ACTUALLY 98% OF MULES ARE NOT STERILE SAME PERCENTAGE AS LIGERS BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IF YOUVE DONE SO MUCH RESEARCH ON OUR FILMS.

    ReplyDelete
  35. CHECK OUT THIS SECTION OF MY BIO ON MOVIE FONE...."By the time Bruce Almighty hit screens, audiences could tell that Oedekerk's manic sense of silly was still as strong as ever, and just three short years later that point was driven home when the increasingly prolific writer/director returned to the screens with the kid-friendly, computer animated comedy Barnyard. The tale of a laid-back heifer who finds himself placed in charge of the animals while the famer is away, Barnyard would hit theaters just about the time Oedekerk assumed the role of executive producer for the Steve Carell sequel Evan Almighty. ~ All Movie Guide" I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED HAVE YOU SEEN KUNG POW?
    YOU'LL GET IT WHEN YOU WATCH IT AGAIN.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Methinks Steve Oedekerk is the one who needs to do his homework. 98% of mules are fertile??? Not according to Wikipedia!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule

    ReplyDelete
  37. Anon, you are absolutely correct.

    Dear Bogus "Steve Oedekerk"--I have addressed your comments in a new post right here.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Maybe those "cows" are unisexed? (Both genders) making them boy cows and girl bulls.
    Of course we don't bring such details up with kids. It could confuse them much as ohh say.. refering to cows as male.
    Now that we have confused kids about basic bovine biology lets move on to confusing them on basic historical facts.

    So Belinda what do you think Steves next movie should be and what historcal facts should he be "creative" with?

    ReplyDelete
  39. holy cow, i couldn't watch this movie within the first 5 minutes. i was waiting for milk to squirt out of the teets. everyone knows, well i thought everyone knew there's no such thing as "boy cows." duh! right with you belinda on the encyclopedia thing. now they're turning this movie into a cartoon on the network. please!

    ReplyDelete
  40. hi.
    i'm a girl from belgium,europe; i am so glad i have found this blog because i was also getting very annoyed by this huge mistake!
    i went to a seminare in 2005 here in belgium about 3D modelling and sci-fi. an american woman told us all about it, and then suddenly she started to talk about a project called Barnyard. When she proudly showed the pictures, the whole crowd thought it was some kind of joke, but sadly, IT WASNT.
    Since thAt moment I was looking forward to this movie, because i was still convinced that it WAS a joke. BUT NO here it is, a movie made for kids with this HUGE stupid mistake. It's terrible... Ok I understand, you can't show a bulls tes***kels but HEY it's like making a serious 3D movie with a man with boobs...
    PS sorry if my english isn't always correct...
    bye x

    ReplyDelete
  41. It's all about America isn't it?
    They've got huge hangups about cinema and television. Even Amrican superstars are surprised when they go on aUK talk show and learn they can use just about any vocabulary after the watershed of 9 p.m.
    If you think this picture is riseable, there's an even better one that's an advert for butter.
    One cow that is obviously supposed to be a male (he's built like a weightlifter, speaks with male voice and chat's up the other cow,) is trying to get it on with the sexy girly cow (who has got sexy eyelashes, human curves and a splendid rack up top!) and yet both of them have udders between their hind legs! It's surreal! But that's the good ol'e US of A for you

    ReplyDelete
  42. A片,aio,av女優,av,av片,aio交友愛情館,ut聊天室,聊天室,豆豆聊天室,色情聊天室,尋夢園聊天室,080聊天室,視訊聊天室,080苗栗人聊天室,上班族聊天室,成人聊天室,中部人聊天室,一夜情聊天室,情色聊天室,情色視訊,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,視訊,免費視訊,美女交友,成人交友,聊天室交友,微風論壇,微風成人,sex,成人,情色,情色貼圖,色情,微風,聊天室尋夢園,交友,視訊交友,視訊聊天,視訊辣妹,一夜情

    情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,按摩棒,跳蛋,充氣娃娃,情境坊歡愉用品,情趣用品,情人節禮物,情惑用品性易購,A片,視訊聊天室

    免費A片,AV女優,美女視訊,情色交友,免費AV,色情網站,辣妹視訊,美女交友,色情影片,成人影片,成人網站,A片,H漫,18成人,成人圖片,成人漫畫,情色網,日本A片,免費A片下載,性愛

    A片,色情,成人,做愛,情色文學,A片下載,色情遊戲,色情影片,色情聊天室,情色電影,免費視訊,免費視訊聊天,免費視訊聊天室,一葉情貼圖片區,情色,情色視訊,免費成人影片,視訊交友,視訊聊天,視訊聊天室,言情小說,愛情小說,AIO,AV片,A漫,av dvd,聊天室,自拍,情色論壇,視訊美女,AV成人網,色情A片,SEX

    情趣用品,A片,免費A片,AV女優,美女視訊,情趣用品,A片,免費A片,日本A片,A片下載,線上A片,成人電影,嘟嘟成人網,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,微風成人區,成人文章,成人影城,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊色情網站,一葉情貼圖片區,做愛,性愛,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊聊天室,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,美女交友,做愛影片

    av,情趣用品,a片,成人電影,微風成人,嘟嘟成人網,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,色情,情色電影,aio,av女優,AV,免費A片,日本a片,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,聊天室

    情趣用品.A片,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,色情,寄情築園小遊戲,情色電影,色情遊戲,色情網站,聊天室,ut聊天室,豆豆聊天室,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊聊天室,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,免費A片,av女優,av,成人電影,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人網站,自拍,尋夢園聊天室

    ReplyDelete
  43. 铜米机
    碳雕
    炭雕
    活性炭
    活性炭雕
    空气净化产品
    好想你枣
    北京好想你枣
    网站建设
    网站推广
    googel左侧优化
    googel左侧推广
    搜索引擎优化
    仓壁振动器
    给料机
    分子蒸馏
    短程蒸馏
    薄膜蒸发器
    导热油
    真空泵油
    胎毛笔
    手足印
    婴儿纪念品
    婴幼儿纪念品
    园林机械
    草坪机
    油锯
    小型收割机
    收割机
    割灌机
    割草机
    电动喷雾器
    地钻
    采茶机
    飘人|飘人2008|云淡风清
    铣刀
    意大利留学
    留学意大利
    钢管舞
    钢管舞培训
    北京钢管舞
    爵士舞
    北京音皇国际
    印刷厂
    油锯
    割草机
    绿篱机
    风力灭火机
    留学意大利
    意大利留学
    好日子小吃车
    好日子烧烤小吃车
    好日子多功能小吃车
    好日子烧烤车
    中频感应熔炼锻造设备
    高频感应加热钎焊设备
    保护膜
    佛具
    律师事务所
    北京律师事务所
    法律咨询
    北京律师
    北京法律咨询
    小吃车
    多功能小吃车
    烧烤小吃车
    烧烤车
    拓展训练
    水泥艺术围栏
    水泥艺术围栏设备
    水泥艺术围栏机械
    水泥栅栏设备
    艺术护栏
    艺术栏杆
    环保艺术围栏
    环保围栏
    环保围栏机械
    环保围栏设备
    彩色艺术围栏
    花瓶柱
    阳台柱
    阳台护栏设备
    阳台护栏
    塑料轴承
    陶瓷轴承
    破碎镐
    铣刨机
    china tours
    china travel
    china tour packages
    tibet tour
    泳池设备
    桑拿设备
    高低温试验箱
    盐雾试验箱
    割草机
    风力灭火机
    绿篱机
    输液轨道
    输液吊架
    轨道输液架
    医用吊架
    天轨输液吊杆
    医用扶手
    输液架
    设备带
    治疗带
    中心供氧
    博客1
    博客2
    博客3
    博客4
    博客5
    博客6
    博客7
    博客8
    博客9
    博客10
    博客11
    博客12
    博客13
    博客14
    博客15
    博客16
    博客0
    博客刘
    网站建设
    网站推广
    googel左侧优化
    googel左侧推广
    搜索引擎优化
    铜铝连接管
    铜铝连接管焊机
    千古一香小吃车
    千古一香烧烤小吃车
    千古一香多功能小吃车
    千古一香无烟烧烤小吃车
    搬家公司
    北京搬家公司
    北京朝阳区搬家公司
    通州区搬家公司
    北京通州区搬家
    海淀区搬家公司
    北京市丰台搬家公司
    冷缠防腐胶带
    环氧煤沥青冷缠带
    防腐漆涂料
    防腐材料
    聚丙烯增强纤维防腐胶带
    环氧富锌底漆
    耐高温漆涂料
    环氧树脂漆
    环氧煤沥青
    玻璃鳞片涂料胶泥
    机柜
    IBM机柜
    APC机柜
    VEOR机柜
    切换器
    好日子多功能小吃车
    好日子小吃车
    好日子烧烤小吃车
    北京好日子小吃车加盟
    好日子小吃车
    好日子多功能小吃车
    一品香小吃车
    千古一香小吃车
    上海租车
    上海汽车租赁
    上海租车网
    平安保险北京
    北京平安保险
    石材翻新
    石材结晶
    石材养护
    搬家公司
    北京市搬家公司
    朝阳区搬家公司
    通州搬家公司
    顺义搬家公司
    亦庄搬家公司
    玻璃喷砂机
    喷砂机
    打砂机
    玻璃机械

    ReplyDelete
  44. SEOとは、SEO対策検索エンジン最適化)とも呼ばれ、検索エンジンでより上位に表示させる技術のこと。Yahoo! SEOが日本ではシェアを持っていることもあり、重要。SEM(検索エンジンマーケティング)とはよく比較される。とくに日本のSEO対策東京が盛んです。

    ReplyDelete
  45. 看房子,買房子,建商自售,自售,台北新成屋,台北豪宅,新成屋,豪宅,美髮儀器,美髮,儀器,髮型,EMBA,MBA,學位,EMBA,專業認證,認證課程,博士學位,DBA,PHD,在職進修,碩士學位,推廣教育,DBA,進修課程,碩士學位,網路廣告,關鍵字廣告,關鍵字,廣告,課程介紹,學分班,文憑,牛樟芝,段木,牛樟菇,日式料理, 台北居酒屋,燒肉,結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,台北住宿,國內訂房,台北HOTEL,台北婚宴,飯店優惠,台北結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,住宿,訂房,HOTEL,飯店,造型系列,學位,牛樟芝,腦磷脂,磷脂絲胺酸,SEO,婚宴,捷運,學區,美髮,儀器,髮型,牛樟芝,腦磷脂,磷脂絲胺酸,看房子,買房子,建商自售,自售,房子,捷運,學區,台北新成屋,台北豪宅,新成屋,豪宅,學位,碩士學位,進修,在職進修, 課程,教育,學位,證照,mba,文憑,學分班,網路廣告,關鍵字廣告,關鍵字,SEO,关键词,网络广告,关键词广告,SEO,关键词,网络广告,关键词广告,SEO,台北住宿,國內訂房,台北HOTEL,台北婚宴,飯店優惠,住宿,訂房,HOTEL,飯店,婚宴,台北住宿,國內訂房,台北HOTEL,台北婚宴,飯店優惠,住宿,訂房,HOTEL,飯店,婚宴,台北住宿,國內訂房,台北HOTEL,台北婚宴,飯店優惠,住宿,訂房,HOTEL,飯店,婚宴,結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,台北結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,台北結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,台北結婚,婚宴場地,推車飲茶,港式點心,尾牙春酒,居酒屋,燒烤,美髮,儀器,髮型,美髮,儀器,髮型,美髮,儀器,髮型,美髮,儀器,髮型,小套房,小套房,進修,在職進修,留學,證照,MBA,EMBA,留學,MBA,EMBA,留學,進修,在職進修,牛樟芝,段木,牛樟菇,住宿,民宿,飯宿,旅遊,住宿,民宿,飯宿,旅遊,住宿,民宿,飯宿,旅遊,住宿,民宿,飯宿,旅遊,住宿,民宿,飯宿,旅遊,住宿,民宿,飯宿,旅遊,住宿,民宿,飯宿,旅遊,美容,美髮,整形,造型,美容,美髮,整形,造型,美容,美髮,整形,造型,美容,美髮,整形,造型,美容,美髮,整形,造型,美容,美髮,整形,造型,美容,美髮,整形,造型,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA,住宿,民宿,飯店,旅遊,美容,美髮,整形,造型,設計,室內設計,裝潢,房地產,進修,在職進修,MBA,EMBA

    ReplyDelete
  46. 成人網站,成人影片,av女優,h漫,成人網站,成人電影,a片,色情,成人影片,色情,成人電影,色情,h漫,成人影片,成人電影,免費A片,色情,成人電影,成人影片,免費A片,色情,成人網站,免費A片,成人網站,色情,a片,成人影片,情色,免費A片,微風成人,情色,成人影片,微風成人,av女優


    成人網站,成人網站,成人網站,成人網站,色情網站,色情網站,色情網站,色情網站,av女優,av女優,av女優,av女優,色情,色情,色情,色情,h漫,h漫,h漫,h漫,sex,sex,sex,sex,成人影片,成人影片,成人影片,成人影片,成人電影,成人電影,成人電影,成人電影,av女優,a片,a片,a片,a片,成人網站,成人網站,成人網站,成人網站,成人影片,成人影片,成人影片,成人影片,av女優,av女優


    av女優,av女優,色情,色情,色情,色情,h漫,h漫,h漫,h漫,sex,sex,sex,sex,情色,情色,情色,情色,a片,a片,a片,a片,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,成人網站,成人網站,成人網站,成人網站,成人影片,成人影片,成人影片,成人影片,av女優,av女優,av女優,av女優,色情,色情,色情


    色情,h漫,h漫,h漫,h漫,sex,sex,sex,sex,情色,情色,情色,情色,辣妹視訊,辣妹視訊,辣妹視訊,辣妹視訊,080視訊聊天室,080視訊聊天室,080視訊聊天室,080視訊聊天室,美女交友,美女交友


    美女交友,美女交友,情色視訊,情色視訊,情色視訊,情色視訊,哈啦聊天室,哈啦聊天室,哈啦聊天室,哈啦聊天室,ut聊天室,ut聊天室,ut聊天室,ut聊天室,聊天室,聊天室,聊天室


    打卡鐘,情趣用品,吃到飽麻辣鍋,黃金回收,牙醫,跳蛋,指甲彩繪,植牙,影印機,賺錢,持久液,碎紙機,黃金,植牙,情趣用品,創業加盟,借錢,蒙古火鍋,當舖,情趣,賺錢,牙醫,鑽石回收,咖啡機,亞太電信,情趣用品,水晶指甲

    ReplyDelete