That title should be read using your most dramatic Captain Kirk impression. And it's all about Dave, so help me, who is HIGH-larious. I KNEW he'd come through when I set him the assignment, but the extras...OH, the extras! (Content warning--at the end of the post, there may or may not be a cartoon penis. Click over at your own risk, then read to the end also at your own peril.)
Now to sit back and see how many Google hits I get for the phrase "cartoon penis."