I know those of you who have been reading me as W.H. Auden all week and thinking "what the...?" are breathing a sigh of relief. Because we all know that MY actual life is sooooo much more interesting and fulfilling than a world-class, Pulitzer-Prize-winning poet's. I mean, come ON, right?
So, first of all, under the heading of, "I Feel Pretty; Oh So Pretty..." my daughter, while sitting on the toilet, makes THIS proclamation:
"Mommy! Poop is BROWN. Just like your HAIR!"
Yaay. Just what I needed, Sweetie. Thanks.
And in the KAPGAR ROCKS MORE THAN CHOCOLATE category, we have this item, which to sum up, for you indolent sloths who never click the hyperlinks (you know who you are, pathetic wastrels), culminates in the fact that KEVIN GOT ME THIS!
It's an autographed--no, wait--a PERSONALLY INSCRIBED, autographed FIRST EDITION copy of Christopher Moore's new book, "A Dirty Job." Go click on my Barnes & Noble Sale icon in the sidebar and order your own, but it won't be this earth-shatteringly awesome, I'm afraid. But still darn good reading.
All righty, then! I'm off to photograph myself pouring salt-water through my head, as I have so often promised to do here.
Here's wishing everyone a blessed and peaceful Easter...whether you like it or not, really. Because this whole Lost Blogging thing? Got me kinda worn out and cranky. So if I bless you, you stay blessed, darn you. Understand?
P.S. Kevin is THE MAN. Please visit his most excellent site, and leave him a comment telling him how manly and awe-inspiring his bad self is. Thank you.