As we take stock of the cosmetic touch-ups we'll have to do on our house before listing it, I call Alex's attention to the multitude of scratches on the wall above the bed all around where his head lies each night. His side only, you understand.
Me: "How do you explain all those marks around your head? Is that where you fight off the brain-bugs that try to get in there at night?"
Alex: "Nah. That's from all those thetans I'm infested with, trying to escape. They don't wanna be in there, either."
Me: *blink* *blink* "Either?"
Thetan jokes are funny (unless you're Tom Cruise), but who else is in there?
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