Friday, January 13, 2006

Double Down


What's that? Two housekeys. Why? Two houses. That's right--for the time being, we have two houses...and two mortgages. So if someone would come run and buy this one ASAP, we'd appreciate it. We start painting the new place tomorrow! Yaaaay!

Oh, and Bella? When you're reading over these pages one day in the future, when you're a grown, assured, successful young adult, I want you to know that you had a pants-wetting accident tonight while touring the new house, and that while cleaning you up and changing your clothes, I actually poured pee out of your pink fleece boots. Yup, you peed into your boots. Just wanted you to know. Because one day, you'll have children of your own, and these are the kinds of things that no one tells you.

Now, everyone else? PLEASE see the post below, and go vote for Ninja Poodles! Go! Now!!

14 comments:

  1. Congrats on finally closing on the new house! :-)

    Poor poor Bella. For having a mother who actually documents these things for her. Of course, her mother IS the one who so kindly pointed out on my website for the world to see, that besides my mother, she was the only one there who has wiped my butt. Thanks. Really.

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  2. She probably will be read this post by a computer with AI that will try to soothe her damaged self-esteem.

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  3. Poor Bella. It could be worse. A friend circulated a photo of her poop-stained son asleep on the potty.

    And yes, I voted for you.

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  4. Hee. digi made me laugh.

    Thanks for the vote, kat. I have to go visit all these new commentors--I have quite a list now!

    Well, Melissa, your mom and I had a good laugh also about the time Andrea and I were watching you together and we called the police because we thought some thug was in the house with us. We were hiding in the back of the house, clutching you, when your poor parents arrived home to flashing sirens in their yard.

    Celena--the boots are definitely going into the washer!

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  5. I always keep a change of clothes handy but I wouldn't have thought to bring extra boots. Poor kid.

    I tried to vote for you again; apparently it's only one vote per person. And someone called Sweet Juniper is gaining on you so everybody REALLY needs to vote!

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  6. Came thru via Jane and Rent my Blog. The memories you just brought me, I enjoyed. (Thos early days, when the biggest problem was a boot full of pee)
    Cute story!

    3T

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  7. Hey, for some reason, every time I comment, I get an EMAIL saying that the message didn't get to you!?! Do you know why this would be happening?

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  8. I did vote... i did i did i did.

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  9. I've heard that story before! Our house wasn't THAT creepy was it??

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  10. Congrats on the new casa.

    Pee boots, bwah. Pull that story out on her first date. Hee.

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  11. Congrats on the new casa.

    Pee boots, bwah. Pull that story out on her first date. Hee.

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