Or EVER. Dubious thanks to Sue for the heads-up. It's a big ol' dead horse. On Ebay. For sale. Seriously--you may NOT want to click the link. But if you do, the phrases I would draw your attention to are:
"wonderful gift for horse-lover," " conversation piece for living room," and "Front right leg is missing..."
Mind you, this is "Old style taxidermy, not done anymore. " Methinks there is a reason for that.
Off to read from "Black Beauty" now. *shudder*