Friday, December 02, 2005

Spousal Genius Sports Commentary

"Man, I hope Jermain just knocks Hopkins OUT!"

"You said that last time. It's not gonna happen. He's gonna have to work for it."

"I know, I know. Bernard is just a...a THUG. But he's a tough thug."

"Whoa--wait, wait, wait. Isn't "tough" pretty much part of the definition of "thug?"

"No, you can be a thug without being tough."

"Now, how is THAT possible?"

"Oh, never mind."

"Nope, you're not gettin' outta this one. How can a thug NOT be tough?"

"Okay, okay. You could be the kind of guy who'd pick a bunch of fights, but lose them all."

"Well, no...that would just make you a PUNK. Right?

"Yes, you'd be a punk. Well, anyway, Bernard is a thug, and he's a TOUGH thug!"

"So, does that make him a THUPERTHUG?"

"Yeth."

With all due apologies, and our best wishes to our hometown boy, Jermain Taylor. Make hash out of Hopkins tomorrow, m'boy. We'll be watching.

3 comments:

  1. You said it, Baby! We are, uh, mildly stoked, you could say. And OUR "J.T." just turned 6 months old and is now eligible to show. Perfect timing!!

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  2. He did it Belinda! And he's bring the belt back to Arkansas! Wooo Hoo!

    Oh, did you happen to see "dirty south" on his trunks! That cracked me up! LOL!

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