Friday, December 30, 2005

Pillow Talk

"Honey, why does your pillowcase smell like kettle corn?"

"Well, it's gotta smell like something, right?"

and later...

"No, I do not wish I had a penis. I suspect it makes you stupider."

"Yeah?"

"Yes. You'd probably have conquered cold fusion by now if you didn't have one."

(pause) "You mean, instead of learning how to light my farts?"

5 comments:

  1. LOL - a guy I can understand!

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  2. Ah, yes...the man can solve differential equations in his sleep, but he selflessly chooses to entertain.

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  3. LOL.. your husband just slays me.

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  4. Oh, you have no idea. You should hear the stuff he *forbids* me to post. Yes, there are limits, even for him. It's frightening.

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  5. i think it might be time for our husbands to meet. they must have been separated at birth.

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