This morning, as I'm occupied with laundry, Bella is behind me.
"Mommy, I can't bweeve." I turn to face her.
"Take your fingers out of your nose." She does, inhales exaggeratedly, and brightens.
"Now I can breathe! Thanks, Mommy!"
Alex went to the grocery store this afternoon with a list I'd made, which included turkey bologna.
"Honey, this isn't turkey bologna--it's just turkey."
"Oh. Yeah--um...they didn't have turkey bologna, so I just got you some turkey." (points to another package of lunchmeat) "And some bologna." (beginning to laugh at himself) "I figured you could just put them together." (makes stacking gestures)
And I swear to goodness, as I am typing this, he calls out from the bathroom, "Baby, did I have corn yesterday?"
These things are not covered thoroughly enough in the vows.
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