Monday, November 28, 2005

Keep On The Sunny Side Of Life

Setting: In bed, late at night, about to go to sleep:

Me: "Why do I smell hot dogs?"

Alex: "It's probably a brain tumor."

10 comments:

  1. And why as I sit here at 1:00am is the only thing I can think of is Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH" in the movie "Kindergarten Cop?"

    And now why is the only thing I can think of is wondering how in the heck I know how to spell Schwarzenegger?

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  2. it was probably a husband fart.

    on occasion bear is consumed with smelling smoke. swears he smells it. checks everything in the house. THEN he chalks it up to a smoke molecule that has lodged itself in his nose.

    boys are weird.

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  3. That's funny.

    It probably was a fart. Men.

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  4. I'm going with the fart theory. Blech!

    But I must have a tumah because I woke up smelling kerosene and I'm the only one home. I have the doors and windows open wide just in case. Not that I'm paranoid or anything but...

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  5. Funny...

    Except when my father-in-law started getting phantom smells, it was a tumor. Had surgery and the doctors did the "flip top head" thing to carve the TOOMAH out.

    Yuck.

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  6. crap. maybe it *is* a tumor and we're all laughing at you. sorry in advance if they have to shave your head and carve it out and we're giggly...

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  7. It was very fleeting...my sister and I both have very sensitive noses, and I'm always smelling stuff that no one else (except Andrea) does, and there's usually a reason.

    Oh, and I DO have a brain toomah, sort of...it's a small mass on my pineal gland, dead-center o' the brain, and they call it a "cyst", and tell me not to worry unless I start stumbling around a lot...HELLOOOO?? How would I know?

    You can giggle.

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  8. I can think of plenty of worse things he could have said...

    And I'm pretty innocent.

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  9. Well, Dan, now that you put it THAT way, I'm counting my blessings! And laughing.

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  10. i'm voting for the husband fart. mine does it all the time. but since we are silly newly-weds (five years living together in feb 06), i think it's funny.

    but now i smell hot-dogs, too, and i'm at work. maybe you were just hungry?

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