Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Bad Monkey Boobs
HA! I defy anyone to get here by Googling that phrase! I love my bad monkey shirt, and I love Blogography.* My 3-year-old already told my mother, "That's a monkey screamin' like a bad monkey, and that's Dave." If the mere phrase, "bad monkey" makes you laugh like it does me, and if the nonplussed expression on cartoon Dave's face as he regards the bad monkey cracks you up like it does me, then get a bad monkey of your own. For reference, these boobs are a size 38D, and this shirt is an XL Hanes Beefy-T, as yet unwashed, but said to lose no more than a half-size, which should be just fine. *The blog you read if you have that deep-down gut feeling you were born to be a world traveler, but you just never get to go anywhere. Dave does it for you, and reports back faithfully, and takes wonderful pictures, so that you feel like you were there, too. He also rants about silly TV shows, and writes sweet little stories. And he's cute. Single ladies? Huh? Huh? How 'bout it?