First one: One of our poodles, Delta, the standard, is pregnant and delivery is imminent. (In real life, Delta has been spayed for years, and has never had any puppies.) I have her at the vet, and they're telling me that there is some kind of awful problem. The X-Ray shows at least 8 puppies, and they will have to be delivered by C-section, and there are further complications with the puppies, so that extra neonatal care will be required. This will cost $2,500 PER PUPPY. Then I woke up.
Now here's the good one: Alex and I have to attend some kind of awards or recognition banquet at a huge, posh restaurant. It has the feel of one of those of $500/plate charity event (as if I've ever been to one of those). Anyway, it's black tie, and we're gorgeous (natch). We are seated at one of those half-round booths. The only other person at that table is Jennifer Aniston. The catch is, she doesn't look anything like Jennifer Aniston, mainly because she is black. Anyway, she begins insisting that she was previously married to Alex (in real life, neither of us has ever been married before), to his bewilderment, and she keeps going around behind the booth to get to Alex and is seriously macking on him. I get reallllly mad, get ready to make a scene (Alex is trying to keep things quiet and avoid a scene, which is true to character for him, so I was probably mad at him, too) then wake up.
Can't wait for the next night, if they just keep getting weirder and weirder. But seriously--Black Jennifer Aniston? Stay away from my husband. I'll cut you.