Sunday, September 18, 2005

Lunesta Dreams, or Black Jennifer Aniston Needs To Step Off

First one: One of our poodles, Delta, the standard, is pregnant and delivery is imminent. (In real life, Delta has been spayed for years, and has never had any puppies.) I have her at the vet, and they're telling me that there is some kind of awful problem. The X-Ray shows at least 8 puppies, and they will have to be delivered by C-section, and there are further complications with the puppies, so that extra neonatal care will be required. This will cost $2,500 PER PUPPY. Then I woke up.

Now here's the good one: Alex and I have to attend some kind of awards or recognition banquet at a huge, posh restaurant. It has the feel of one of those of $500/plate charity event (as if I've ever been to one of those). Anyway, it's black tie, and we're gorgeous (natch). We are seated at one of those half-round booths. The only other person at that table is Jennifer Aniston. The catch is, she doesn't look anything like Jennifer Aniston, mainly because she is black. Anyway, she begins insisting that she was previously married to Alex (in real life, neither of us has ever been married before), to his bewilderment, and she keeps going around behind the booth to get to Alex and is seriously macking on him. I get reallllly mad, get ready to make a scene (Alex is trying to keep things quiet and avoid a scene, which is true to character for him, so I was probably mad at him, too) then wake up.

Can't wait for the next night, if they just keep getting weirder and weirder. But seriously--Black Jennifer Aniston? Stay away from my husband. I'll cut you.

5 comments:

  1. you asked, I answered!
    Puppy
    To see a puppy in your dream, symbolizes your playfulness and carefree nature. It also represents a blossoming friendship or that your friendships will grow stronger.

    To see a litter of newborn puppies in your dream, is indicative of the amount of time that an idea has been developing or will take to develop. Look to the number of puppies to give you that approximate amount of time.

    Dog
    To see a dog in your dream, indicate a skill that you have ignored or forgotten, but needs to be activated. Alternatively, dogs may symbolize intuition, loyalty, generosity, protection, and fidelity. Your own values and intentions will enable you to go forward in the world and succeed. Also consider common notions associated with the word dog, such as loyalty ("man's best friend") and to be "treated like a dog".

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  2. second dream
    Award
    To dream that you receive an award, indicates that you feel you deserve some recognition or some acknowledgment of your work.
    Banquet
    To dream that you are at a banquet, indicates that you are emotionally malnourished. You are seeking emotional stimulation.
    Black Tie Dress: represents culture, sophistication, and/or grace. It refers to a cultivated passion or to your desires for the finer things in life. Alternatively, it suggests that you want to amount to something in your life. You want to make a name for yourself and establish your reputation.
    Table
    To see a table in your dream, represents social unity and the potential for a meeting or gathering. It refers to your social and family connections. If the table is broken or not functional, then it suggests some dissension in a group. Perhaps there is something you cannot hold inside any longer and need to bring it out in the open.
    Black
    Black symbolizes the unknown, unconscious, danger, mystery, darkness, death, mourning, hate or malice.
    If the feeling in the dream is one of joy, blackness could imply hidden spirituality and divine qualities.
    Actor/Actress
    To see an actor or actress in your dream, represents your pursuit for pleasure. Your admiration of a particular celebrity may lead to a desire to have some of their physical or personality traits.
    Husband
    To see your husband in your dream, signifies your relationship with your husband and the unconscious feelings you have towards him.
    To dream that you have a husband (but you do not in your waking life), symbolizes some sort of partnership and/or commitment. Often, it is also representative of the qualities of your father in which you projected onto this figure or the masculine side of your own personality
    Anger
    To dream that you are holding or expressing anger, symbolizes frustrations and disappointments in your Self. You tend to repress your negative emotions or project your anger onto others. You need to look within yourself.

    Being angry in your dream may have been carried over from your waking life. Dreams can function as a safe outlet where you can express your strong and/or negative emotions. You have some suppressed anger and aggression that you have not consciously acknowledged
    Divorce dreams may reflect real-life events and the stress that it brings. You may be wondering if you have made a mistake in some situation or decision Divorce dreams suggest a transitional phase or a time to change your old habits.

    Hope this helps, yours was a harder one to research, good luck with soul searching

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  3. Wow, thanks! These were just CRAZY, and the type I've been having since taking Lunesta! The one about the puppies I can kinda understand...I have had a dog have to have a c-section before (but it was not at all expensive, and the puppy was FINE), and we do have a LONG-planned and much-anticipated big-time breeding coming up with one of our champion bitches. She should come in season any day now, so it's definitely on my mind. And she'll have to fly to MA, so that's a concern. The last time she was bred, I dreamed she had 10 puppies (she's a mini, 3 is more likely), and all of them were mismarked, and some of them were, upon closer inspection, *rats*. And she had them in our bathtub, which was lined with butcher-paper. ????? You think I get a little involved and concerned about these dogs? :-)

    Now the other one was just weird. Alex wasn't doing anything wrong, really, but I was irritated that he wasn't getting as upset as me (gee, not getting upset when a beautiful celebrity is coming on to you? HA). We weren't getting an award, we were just attending something. The Jennifer Aniston thing is weird, even if she was black, because I don't care anything about her. Whenever I dream about celebrities, it's always some obscure one that I never think of, not someone I'd LIKE to dream about, like Oded Fehr, say. ;-)

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  4. Oded Fehr, huh Belinda? Well I think his beautiful wifey might just let you know in the same dream how it is she'd get you to back down! See http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1739/OdedFehrwi_Kahn_721321_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Fehr,%20Oded&seq=4

    I just eat up your Bella stories every day! (And her gorgeous photos, natch)

    Cheers,
    -Barb 'n Yogi

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  5. Well, I'm married too, you know...that doesn't mean I can't have Oded dreams! I never do, though. *sigh* But thanks for the link...it led me to pics of my favorite Oded incarnation--the Arabian horse-riding, swarthy, yummy Bedouin in the "Mummy" movies...with my other fave person I also don't dream about, Brendan Fraser. *sigh*

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