Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Can You Spot The Faulty Logic?

Setting: Late at night, a married couple's bedroom (names withheld--*cough*), some time after the lights have been out.


"Well, I'm WIDE awake. Would you hand me one of my Ambien from the night-table, please?"

"NO. Go to sleep!"

3 comments:

  1. Next scene:

    Wife picks up baseball bat and says
    "Hand me the ambien you asshole, or I'll hit you right out of the park."
    Husband: "Here you go dear. I'm sorry I was such a jerk. I know you need your sleep and I would do anything to please you."

    Finis

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  2. Oh, he wasn't being a jerk, he was just tired and already half-asleep! While sleep is very important for me, it is critical for him, so I won't get a baseball bat after him for that.

    I do have a rolling pin reserved for things like pinching my ever-loving nose, which I HATE. He can drive me nuts just pretending he's gonna do that. I'm an odd one.

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  3. My name is Catherine Snow and i would like to show you my personal experience with Ambien.

    I have taken for 1 years. I am 57 years old. Works great if I take it on an empty stomach, and get right into bed. If you take it and try to keep yourself awake, you can override the pill and be up all night.

    Side Effects :
    None.

    I hope this information will be useful to others,
    Catherine Snow

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