Reading my blog and then NOT leaving at least an occasional comment will hereafter carry a stiff penalty of public, internet-wide (remember, I have an audience of tens) humiliation. And I have dirt on all of you, and you know it. Just a sampling (you may recognize your own specific example(s)):
*Bad Hair Photos
*Big Hair Photos
*BIG BAD Hair Photos
*Really, Really Digging Neil Diamond and/or K.C. And The Sunshine Band
*Having Lots of K-Tel Records
*Stories of Sudden, Astonishing Lack of Coordination Resulting in Mayhem and Hilarity
*Dating the Devil
*Dating a Monchichi
*Dating Curious George
*Dating People Who You Now Wish No One In The World Knew About--But I Do.
*Totally Wrecking My Bicycle Because You Were Trying To Ride It WHILE CARRYING AN UMBRELLA
*Shiny Satin Disco Shorts
*Sparkly Disco Skates
*Loving The Song, "Disco Duck" by Rick Dees
*Actually reading, enjoying and recommending "The Bridges Of Madison County".
*Devastating crushes on Shaun Cassidy and/or Parker Stephenson
*Cross-Dressing while Pants-Wetting Photos
*Drunken Stupidity which I either Witnessed or Heard Over the Phone
*Things You Said That You Wish You Hadn't
*Etc. (This category should frighten you all considerably. This is the "grab bag" of embarrassment).
You get the idea. I do have a streak of Dorothy Parker (albeit slower, and with a smaller vocabulary) in me; Don't make me use it. COMMENT!
That is all.