Sunday, August 21, 2005

No; No; A Thousand Times No

Dear Hubby, I don't believe you have even seen this yet, but just let me say, unequivocally, right now--this will not be happening at Impulse Farm. Yes, I have coveted the new VW Beetles, and yes, you have begged me to figure a way to get a snout and corkscrew tail on your red pickup...but this is not the answer.
I just couldn't bear it. There will be no Razorbug here. I'll make it up to you some other way, I promise.

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  1. Frankly I am horrified!!!! Any self respecting Arkansan, even those who live in a different state should instantly begin to salivate and covet the aforementioned Razorbug. Can't you just imagine all of the interesting people that would be attracted to it at the tailgate parties on War Memorials golf course?????

    I can. Enough said.

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  2. I think you should let that boy have a Razorbug. It's much more distinctive than the white Tahoe you and EVERYONE else have!! Yes, I'm up late AGAIN - ugh. KD

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  3. Don't be disrespecting the white Tahoe. As Zane would say, it has high visibility in traffic, and high resale value. And it's almost paid for.

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  4. Oh, and keep in mind that the customizations cost $12,000. Paid for by the university, since the Razorbug will be used as a "recruiting tool". Can you see it? "Gosh, I've been accepted to Stanford, Brown, Princeton...but dang--UofA has the RAZORBUG! I'm there!"

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  5. I don't think that would work in NYC. Someone would probably think it's a mutated coachroach or something.

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