Dear Hubby, I don't believe you have even seen this yet, but just let me say, unequivocally, right now--this will not be happening at Impulse Farm. Yes, I have coveted the new VW Beetles, and yes, you have begged me to figure a way to get a snout and corkscrew tail on your red pickup...but this is not the answer.
I just couldn't bear it. There will be no Razorbug here. I'll make it up to you some other way, I promise.