Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Just because...

...he has permanently irritated me with his cultism and ignorance and totally irresponsible medical advice (which he is in no way qualified to give) to the mentally ill and the fact that he cannot speak in complete sentences unless they are scripted and he's a terrible actor with a face that reminds me of a German Shepherd Dog (no offense to GSDs) and that he exists to shill for the "church" of Scientology, and because I can: Here is the picture of Tom Cruise dressed up as Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz". It's always been speculated (rather firmly, in some circles) that ol' Tommy-Boy is a "Friend Of Dorothy", but this is devotion! Looks rather demure, no?
Keep on taking those "vitamins", Tom. Or maybe a few more rounds on the ol' e-meter. Turn the voltage way up, MmmK?

6 comments:

  1. best post evaaaaa :) love the jumping thing. he is ba.nan.as.

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  2. Love it. Just LOVE it. I've put my own rant on my blog, but you rock. You're so much better. I am not worthy!

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  3. is tom dressed as dorothy? or am i dull and missing something?

    don't answer that last question.

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  4. Yes, it's a very BAD Dorothy getup, but that's what it's supposed to be, and that's him.

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  5. um, notice how he's showing leg? gag...

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  6. Yes--we all know Dorothy was a saucy little wench, right? If anyone wants to, like, seriously gripe to someone who matters about TC's antics, see my much earlier post titled "Tom Cruise=Ignorant Cultist". There's a form letter there and an address to mail it to Paramount Studios.

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