After the last 90 minutes of "getting ready for bed", which translates for Bella into "WooHOO--Time for Six-Armed Manic Monkey Wrestling!", resulting in, as Alex put it, "...one too many head-bones to the eye socket" for our comfort or peace of mind, the father of my child turns to me and says, "Google 'straightjackets'. I just want to see if they come in a size 3T."
Apparently (see above) you CAN get a straightjacket to fit a sock-monkey. I'll keep you posted of any further developments. I mean, after all, what IS a straightjacket if not highly effective swaddling? But looking at that picture...you know, I don't remember my sock monkey having teeth. Maybe this one's had too much Dr. Pepper? In any case,I'm kinda glad he's restrained.