Just had this actual exchange with Dearest Husband:
Me, just having had the bedroom door shut in front of me, with me on the wrong side: "Why'd you just shut me out of the bedroom?"
Alex: "I thought you were in here already."
Alex: "I saw a big lump in the middle of the bed*, and I thought it was you."
Alex: "I didn't mean it like that."
Alex: "I love you."
*Bella had earlier brought nine, count 'em, NINE stuffed animals in and deposited them in the center of our bed, along with her monkey pillow and Spongebob blanket. For the record, I don't think this mass resembled me much at all, however lumpish I might feel at times.